when you get a test and you actually understand all the questions
Omg I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.
Look at this baby.
my little brother works at a grocery store and tonight he was stocking dairy from behind in the freezer
and I guess a guy was trying to find something from directions being given to him on the phone, and he was asking questions and ended up asking “is it juicy?”
and from the back of the fucking freezer my brother, in his best Gollum voice, shouted “IS IT SCRUUUUMPTIOUS” and scared the shit out of this poor man
“Straight from the fridge, man!”