doncasturbate:

my sense of style is

“fuck im late”

“what is this”

“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”


pizzaforpresident:

professorhalfwitts:

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i am packed and ready for vacation

this is the most ridiculous post i have ever seen

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xsoldmysoulx:

omg-johndave-omg:

rufiiohs:

femtavros:

valeloi9:

sakura-yukishiro-bonnefoy:

altairs-butt:

thwipthwipspider:

ask-mercer:

thwipthwipspider:

altairs-butt:

altairspants:

my internet is being a god damn bitch

punch it

slap it

Twist it

flick it

bop it

harder

better

faster

stronger

what happened

this is the new best thing on the internet


i-have-been-johnlocked:

sireoinmacken:

“i’m as straight as a pole!”

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Wibbly-wobbly gendery-wendery.


llecters:

one day im going to throw myself an actual pity party like there will be banners hanging up that say “my life sucks” and a poorly baked cake and balloons with frowning faces on them and the only guests will be my mom and next door neighbor 

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