my sense of style is
“fuck im late”
“what is this”
“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”
i am packed and ready for vacation
this is the most ridiculous post i have ever seen
my internet is being a god damn bitch
punch it
slap it
Twist it
flick it
bop it
harder
better
faster
stronger
what happened
this is the new best thing on the internet
“i’m as straight as a pole!”
Wibbly-wobbly gendery-wendery.
one day im going to throw myself an actual pity party like there will be banners hanging up that say “my life sucks” and a poorly baked cake and balloons with frowning faces on them and the only guests will be my mom and next door neighbor